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gooutfighting: i have always wanted to know what would it be like when sperm hits the egg in the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:03:48 -0400

i have always wanted to know what would it be like when sperm hits the egg in the uterus, is there like an explosion or does confetti come out

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:03:11 -0400

willsmith420: gwenelizz: Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:03:01 -0400

willsmith420:

gwenelizz:

Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989

slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:02:45 -0400

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:02:32 -0400

When I decide to clean:

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:02:14 -0400

laugh-addict:

When I’m told to clean:

sapphirebones: jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:01:50 -0400

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

~~Probably~~ the best 6 seconds ever.

i fucking lost it

tinkervrisk: physical education more like pointless embarrassment

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:01:25 -0400

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment

thenameisroxylalonde: morristibbs: waywardveganbond: kn1ght-of-m1nd: peach-hero: why does no...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:01:17 -0400

thenameisroxylalonde:

morristibbs:

waywardveganbond:

kn1ght-of-m1nd:

peach-hero:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

is that young doc scratch

fuck no thats zack attack

no, its doc scratch

if i could ignore myself i would

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:00:39 -0400

if i could ignore myself i would

really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:00:30 -0400

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:00:15 -0400

thealmostcompanion: Doctor Who AU: Ten wakes up from a coma and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:59:57 -0400

thealmostcompanion:

Doctor Who AU: Ten wakes up from a coma and finds himself in the care of Rory Williams.

thrillionaire: just spooning my boyfriend out of his container it’s ice cream

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:59:09 -0400

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:58:40 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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Sun, 19 May 2013 01:57:25 -0400

perfectrainbow: imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:57:18 -0400

perfectrainbow:

imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be

wizyoshi: My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove....

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:56:28 -0400

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:56:07 -0400

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

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cheekyjackharries: "No, don't do that. They'll put it on tumblr...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:54:54 -0400

cheekyjackharries:

"No, don't do that. They'll put it on tumblr and you don't want that. NO! STOP!"