Hi my names Hannah and this is my blog...EVERYTHING IS RANDOM (=
[whimpers quietly] grantaire cared so much about putting up fronts that he forced himself not to care about anything
[pulls hair out] grantaire thought everyone hated him
[kicks a wall] grantaire hoped that with every drink he would kill himself
[smashes head through a wall] NO ONE HATED GRANTAIRE MORE THAN GRANTAIRE HATED GRANTAIRE
(via innocent-lie)
| everyone: | thor don't do the thing |
|---|---|
| thor: | I'm gonna do the thing |
| everyone: | loki don't do the thing |
| loki: | I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing |
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via innocent-lie)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
(via innocent-lie)
I am completely fine with giving you guys ways to contact me.
So don’t be shy, I’m more than happy to give you guys my info.
(via spoken-not-written)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
and on the right you see the supernatural fandom burning on the ground.
the fandom isn’t the only thing burning on the ground
(via innocent-lie)
IF YAHOO TOUCHES ONE FUCKING HAIR ON MY DASHBOARD IM GONNA CUT A BITCH
(via spoken-not-written)
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
(via innocent-lie)
lost-son-of-hephaestus-and-freya:
Sherlock is on hiatus…
Supernatural just had it’s season finale
Doctor who just had it’s season finale.
Merlin is over..
And we are waiting for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Are you sure this is the best time to buy Tumblr?… Cause the whole fandom is actully this right now:
(via innocent-lie)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
(via innocent-lie)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.
Don’t you dare.
ATTACK!!
(via innocent-lie)
flightlessbird-americananchor:
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
what in god’s name is a knob
cause
what is going on in this post
Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob
(via innocent-lie)
